30 Sep 08
Head of Skate preview
Disney pictures presents “Head of Skate,” a film about a hockey mom who becomes the US Vice President.
23 Sep 08
Obama's email
After screenshots showing Sarah Palin’s personal email leaked, The Onion got this exclusive of Obama's Gmail account.
22 Sep 08
Last of the Neanderthals - National Geographic
“Right from the start, the Neanderthals were saddled with an enduring cultural stereotype as dim-witted, brutish cavemen. The size and shape of the fossils does suggest a short, stout fireplug of a physique (males averaged about five feet, five inches tall and about 185 pounds), with massive muscles and a flaring rib cage presumably encasing capacious lungs. Steven E. Churchill, a paleoanthropologist at Duke University, has calculated that to support his body mass in a cold climate, a typical Neanderthal male would have needed up to 5,000 calories daily, or approaching what a bicyclist burns each day in the Tour de France. Yet behind its bulging browridges, a Neanderthal's low-domed skull housed a brain with a volume slightly larger on average than our own today. And while their tools and weapons were more primitive than those of the modern humans who supplanted them in Europe, they were no less sophisticated than the implements made by their modern human contemporaries living in Africa and the Middle East.”
21 Sep 08
My Gal: The New Yorker Shouts and Murmers
“Sarah Palin knows a little something about God’s will, knowing God quite well, from their work together on that natural-gas pipeline, and what God wills is: Country First. And not just any country! There was a slight error on our signage. Other countries, such as that one they have in France, reading our slogan, if they can even read real words, might be all, like, “Hey, bonjour, they are saying we can put our country, France, first!” Non, non, non, France! What we are saying is, you’d better put our country first, you merde-heads, or soon there will be so much lipstick on your pit bulls it will make your berets spin”
05 Sep 08
Why McCain can't stop saying "my friends" - Slate Magazine
“John McCain's insistent recourse to ‘my friends’ is easily the most mystifying verbal tic of any politician since Bob Dole's out-of-body presidential campaign of 1996, which featured Dole's not entirely reassuring promise that ‘Bob Dole is not some sort of fringe candidate.’ Like Dole's use of the dissociative third person — or illeism, a propensity also shared by Elmo and the Incredible Hulk — this year's obsessive invocations to friendship invite scrutiny.”